Saturday, August 18, 2007

Couch Released, Jaguars Clerical Error Fixed


Tim Couch was released by the Jaguars ending a very awkward situation for the team. Having thought they ordered a new set of couches for locker room the Jaguars were very embarrassed when they realized they had in fact given Tim Couch a contract to play professional football. Initially the Jaguars were excited about the prospects that they had unwittingly gotten a former first round draft pick to be a backup QB, but soon realized it was in fact Tim Couch. Unsure how to clear up this error it took some time for them to figure out how to fix it. With the regular season closing in on us fast they knew the couches would be needed though, so they gathered up the courage and let Tim know they wouldn’t need his services; they than proceeded to put in another order for couches in the locker room. Jaguars’ fans can rest easy as the couches are finally on their way and Tim Couch is far, far away.

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