Thursday, August 30, 2007

Bill Walton Is in Rare Form

Our favorite color commentator is back at it again tonight showing for the world to see once and for all why you should never do acid. Here are a few exchanges to highlight Walton’s level of excellence.


(lebron pepares for a sick dunk)
Saunders: uh oh
(lebron throws down the jam)
Saunders (jovially): As Lebron is getting ready to go up there the only words that came to mind were uh oh, which is probably what the Uruguayans were thinking. (Chuckles)
Walton: that’s also what the citizens of New Orleans were thinking 2 years ago tonight as Katrina ravaged their city…


Walton: 2 pointers are easier to hit then 3’s…. lets put it this way the big men like Amare want to shoot the threes and the little guys want to throw it down
Saunders: It’s like how athletes want to be rock stars and rock stars want to be athletes
Walton (exuberantly): Did you see Dylan’s new dates!?!


I could write about how his first comments were incredibly out of place and inappropriate in that context or how Walton once again proved how much of a hippy he is with his second comments, but I think that goes without saying. Darn, guess I just said it.

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